What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Sure.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Tea ?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

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Me : No

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Are vampires real?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

How can you maintain self-control?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : Because it's month of August.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?

Me : I don't drink

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

What it is like to have sex with a relative woman?

Me : Thank you.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : I'm 24.

How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.